dylan: *exists*
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD
by squidwards_testicles April 22, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A dickhead who gets his own way all the time,gets help with everything but is still the “best”, no one likes him and he thinks he’s smart and thinks he’s the best at everything.
by Mf7 March 7, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.
by M0RB0T February 10, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a very nice guy. If you want to watch all three Pitch Perfect's, Dylan is your guy. Some people think he is gay but really it's his great personality. He loves Duke even though he could never get in. All of his best friends are dick but he isn't. He plays basketball at the JCC with goggles. Dylan is a great friend.
by the12345 November 28, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.
i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.
i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.
love dylan 🫶
by dylanishot May 15, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.