Zoot

a Weed (joint)

Smokey smokey, I love the elephant zoot mean I love the big joint

by McAlfie January 29, 2019

Zoots

Teens/Yutes who participate in smoking or ingesting marijuana

Yo, we can’t hang around the corner of the school, there are too many zoots, and I don’t want to smell

by Wikihow524 November 10, 2020

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015

Zoot Machine

A bong

Yo bro pass the zoot machine I finna get zooted

by Slawth June 10, 2018

Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

by FloydChokedIt December 20, 2022

zooted

(zooted/zoot/zooteth) is the act of throwing, leaving a place or feeling sick/unstable.

"Bitch I (zooted) her to the other side of the room"

"Y'all we gotta (zoot) outta here, this place stank."

"Bitch I'm zooteth, these tests are way too much."

by ticklemaibigpickle December 16, 2018