when santa steps on snow while at the same time killing a bird because he is eating a fluffly sasauge in your face.
by lalatony December 31, 2007
Gentleman 1- "I was fornicating with a lady of the night last fortnight and right before releasing my semen, I yelled, "In your face bitch!""
Gentleman 2- "Jolly good show!"
Gentleman 2- "Jolly good show!"
by Cr8ch McVanderluv April 03, 2014
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Profanese
3 votes
(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.
to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."
Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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2 votes
The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.
While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)
Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
no motherfucking votes
Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.
I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.
Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your sorry definitions. Strap this to your mound: I should crack your ass. Define your sorry world. Mind if I fry your ass?
3 definitions of profanese.
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Profanese
3 votes
(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.
to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."
Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
recommend for deletion | send to a goddamn friend
Family Guy T-shirt Sale at Fry.WackyPlanet.com: Use Coupon Code "Urban" for a motherfucking xtra 10% off!Profanese
2 votes
The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.
While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)
Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
recommend for deletion | send to a motherfucking friend
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profanese
no motherfucking votes
Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.
I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.
Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
by PhatPimp December 14, 2003
by Cankles March 11, 2004
like the act of raging, but harder to where you no longer feel like you have a face. Also, the act of raging a girl who is ugly so you can no longer see he rugly face.
by Hg710 January 19, 2010