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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
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Yuppy

(Noun) Describes a person who has lived in a big metropolis or city their entire life and has no common knowledge of country living.
Brandy didn't know that deer crossing signs were where they most commonly cross, not where you want them to cross, what a yuppy.
by JeepGirl2020 February 8, 2020
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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Yuppie

No
"Yuppie" don't search this up you bunghole
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 15, 2023
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Yuppies

Another word for “yes”, “yup”, “yea”, “yep
Person 1: “are you having fun?”
Person 2: “yuppies”
by Paxsionfruit June 17, 2018
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nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles
“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”
by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023
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