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Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him
xander loves piss
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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Xander czarnecki

Cuck gooner wears a shiesty in his own house and sits in tha basement on ft wit Aaron diggs
by Claudia the cuck May 15, 2025
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Xander

1 in a million..

xander, my love, my heart. you came quite literally out of thin air it had seemed. had i thought id be here?? from the first time we spoke, up to now? no. ive never been blessed, or privileged.. honored even to have a man as kind, gentle, and genuine as you. to love every flaw of mine, as if they were perfect anyways (thats a biggy for me, bc i is not perfect 🥺). and to be reassured even when i dont ask. you give me ALL your time, and attention, whenever you can. & youve completely shown me that youre just the most dedicated, loyal, go-getting, and sexy man i have ever been gifted to know, even dare say have the chance to love. or be loved by. so please, let me keep doing just that. let me love you. and treasure you for the amazing king you are. i love you so much baby.

02/07/25<3
Sydney adored Xander, he made her feel like “1 in a million”.

(nobody ever had)
by ihysydney June 13, 2025
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xander

shares a birthday with jojo siwa
Xander : yoo it's my bday brah
Jojo : *does a flip*
by glocksncocks69 April 4, 2024
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Xandere

a person who's whole life revolves around anime, cats, and ice cream. Also someone who has a friend/bf named Xander.
Person 1: "Omg I love ice cream and anime and cats!"
Person 2: "Omg you Xandere smh"
by sayana :3 April 18, 2024
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Xander

Someone who reallyyyyy loves to get dominated by huge femboy furries, and getting railed by them again and again as he just can't breathe and his legs are destroyed from them :3
"Hey Xander you okay?"
"No, that last furry ruptured my insides TwT"
by pea-chan May 27, 2024
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Xander

Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander
Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021
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