Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016

viking suicide

An attempted suicide via forceful self-insertion of one's forearm into the rectum by way of the anus

"Did you hear about Hiwa? She tried to give herself a viking suicide"
"Her arm will never be the same"

by Argonaute96 December 21, 2008

Viking twins

Two born to the same father but of different mothers within three months of one another.

My wife just gave birth to little Thor and my viking wench gave me Dagna, my little viking twins.

by Irish Viking August 26, 2014

Viking Day

A day in which someone wakes up and feels the compelling urge to Fight, Feed, and Fuck.

I woke up this morning hungry, horny, and itching for a fight. I knew it was gonna be a Viking Day.

by Platonic_shot87 July 16, 2019

Viking orgy

A sexual encounter involving 4 or more people where the poorest performer is sacrificed.

You guys want to come over after for a Viking orgy? 4 people enter, 3 people leave.

by DanishDutchess May 5, 2019

Stellan Viking

Star viking. Old definition of homusexual gay viking couples.

- Hey, look att that old gay couple in the purple thongs!
- Yeah, they’re so Stellan Viking

by Sniperpiper March 24, 2018

viking train

When a Viking would line up all of his wives and concubines while they are all on their period and fuck them one after the other. Vikings loved blood and sex and so they relished the idea of having period blood from multiple pussies on their dick.

Dude, your sisters are on their period, I wanna Viking train them.

by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019