valentines day

international sex day. A.K.A single awareness day

nuff said

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020

Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!

John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"

by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019

Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Valentines Day

THE DAY WE'RE ALL SINGLE

Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed

by TrUeFrIeNdS February 8, 2022

pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018