urinal anxiety

I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.

I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.

by cruella June 16, 2005

Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.

Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.

by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007

urinal fag

1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.

1. Out of five open urinals that urinal fag picked the one next to me.

by Domination57 May 24, 2011

Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.

Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.

by foodboy96 March 8, 2018

Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis

Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap

by JonMang September 13, 2015

urinal backfire

The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .

Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .

Friend: alright man

Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.

by Exotic guy December 3, 2013

urination domination

when you piss on someone or something to prove dominance

person1: shut up im better then you
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)

by bigblackcock6942069420 April 21, 2022