Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015

Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018

Lemon twink

A little flower boy twink, whose only desires are painted nails, colorful hair, and yellow pants. A lemon twink is unsure about his sexuality but doesn't really care and rather spend time worrying about dope things and cuddling with his friends

"Hey is that kid gay?" "Idk his sexuality but he's definitely a lemon twink"

by DopeLemonTwink64 May 27, 2019

trophy twink

Trophy twinks is the most beautiful and angelic of all the twinks. Something tops in the gay community desire most.

Similar to the ideal “trophy wife” a straight man desires

Wow did you see mark’s new boyfriend?

Omg yeah, Oliver is such a trophy twink!

by Youkum124 August 15, 2019

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora May 11, 2018

twink crusher

Somebody so fat that can crush a twink

That person is a twink crusher

by DarthGigi May 18, 2023