Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

by David1965 July 13, 2010

totes on the okes

Long for "no problem!" (Must be said with an exclamation point.)

"We ordered an extra martini. Will you take it off our hands?"

"Totes on the okes!!"

by Jenn February 26, 2003

Totes McGotes

The ultimate white girl catch phrase.

Beverley: Let's go SHOPPIIIING!!!
Ashleigh: Oh my gosh, yaaahhh!! Totes McGotes, Bevvvv!!!

LaQuondey Williams: Gimme some uh'dat fre$h BOOTY!

by bluesoulparadise August 10, 2016

totes

totes is the shortened version of totaly my friends and i thought this up one day cause totaly sounds to gay so totes

im not gonna lie i totes want some ice cream right now.

by jacob barnes July 20, 2006

Tote-bagger

A left-winger, an antonym of "teabagger," from the tote bags offered as premiums for donations to public TV and radio stations.

She's read both of Obama's autobiographies. What a fuckin' tote-bagger.

by Voton February 16, 2011

tote-bag

Abbreviation for totally.

"Are you excited about Jamie's Bat Mitzvah?"
"Tote-bag!"

by Juicy Boxers November 17, 2005

Totes inapropes

Totes inspropes or toto inapro pro
When you mockingly say something is inappropriate like breaking up with your boyfriend over text.

Becky, your bra strap is showing omg that's totes inapropes!

by Harmony rose 🌹 17 February 05, 2017