jew seat

The shittiest seat at The Table. Only the Jew sits there. The only problem is that The Table has no jew. Therefor anyone who sits in the Jew seat is treated like a Jew until the end of lunch.

NOTE: This is not anti-semitism! I got nuttin against Jews. It's just history. If u dont know what i be talkin bout u need to pay attention when the teacher is teaching bout the Holocaust.

E: Shit! there aint to seats left.

T: Yea man, theres the Jew Seat

E: Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiit!!!

by Mr. Cool November 15, 2006

lucas seats

Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure

Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats

by chrish999 September 18, 2008

seat belt

to hold on to,or grab in a fight( not throw punches )also in a fight if you ducked and held on then you pulled the seat belt.
Sports ( hockey,lacrosse ) term generally
used for when a persons in a fight

" yeah you see that guy puss out? " "Ya he really pulled the seat belt on that one ! "

by dlow July 9, 2006

My seat

Sheldon's spot is the position on the couch he has claimed as his own, putting it in a "state of eternal dibs". Sheldon has described his spot as the "single point of consistency" in an ever changing world. Sheldon has said that if his life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, his spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0" ( The Cushion Saturation ).

That's my seat

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

loaf seat

a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.

the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"

by BSA T74 AW September 25, 2010

jet seat

the worst seat in a 5 seater car which is in the back, middle of a vehicle. with two guys on each side of the middle seat, the person in the middle has two joy stick available for each hand like a pilot in a jet plane. thus comes the name jet seat:P

-lets go, im driven
-i got shotgun
-right window
-left window
-ah man that means i have to sit in the jet seat:(

by vintz charming April 29, 2008

dome seat

The single seat in the extended cab of a truck where a guy receives head.

Although he wanted the girl to give him road head in his new Dodge Rumble Bee, he had to take his brother's Nissan and got some in the dome seat.

by Alicia December 30, 2004