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kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.
“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P
by Shadwims December 20, 2017
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Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.
"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.
by Galavenski December 11, 2021
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Shit kicker

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021
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Crate Kicker

Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
by Bootlugger June 23, 2024
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Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.
Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York
by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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kicker

another term for sidekick.
you can go on aim, email, and use it as a big phone.
Huang left his kicker at my crib.
I would buy the new kicker, but the old one persuaded me to switch to a different phone.
by Yello squadron October 18, 2008
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