Skip to main content

John

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that
by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.
You see John over there he so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend👅💦💦
by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind
by Omg283 August 21, 2014
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"
by That Living Human June 4, 2019
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

John

Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John
by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

He's such a john
by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017
mugGet the Johnmug.

john

Something you are referring to as an object .
by v r o December 15, 2017
mugGet the johnmug.

Share this definition