When you teabag someone in the Roman War Helmet formation (placing one testical in each eye so the penis hangs down the nose to resemble a Roman War Helmet) and they begin to struggle causing your now flaccid member to bounce about Thierry face like the trunk of a stumbling drunk elephant.
I had her in a perfect Roman war helmet until she awoke horrified and it devolved into a drunken elephant, she sucks.
by Torrid Feltchgoddess January 8, 2018
Get the Drunken Elephantmug. I got this Joey Fatone Bobblehead doll from that turkey across the street. What could I do with it? I know, It can be the White Elephant at the Christmas party this year!
by Bedford Hopeful November 8, 2004
Get the white elephantmug. by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017
Get the Elephant Zippermug. Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.
Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.
Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.
by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011
Get the Elephant Jobmug. This term is literally derived from the action of two elephants having sex.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.
This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.
Please see examples.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.
This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.
Please see examples.
Example 1:
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"
by Nala GarnDer May 19, 2009
Get the Elephant Sexmug. This happens to a womans vagina after it has been poked several times, the outer lip begins to droop in such a manor it appears to be elephant ears.
by James Lopez June 12, 2003
Get the elephant earsmug. While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Now even human females have graduated too taking small Elephant Penis in Candy Apple vs King Dong and a 5 foot Penis one in Autumn Haze vs Son Of Dong. Plus some others too like the famous Kami Andrews and the slim Payton. Of course not fitting the hole length but taking the 16 inch girth. Making the human female quite amazing, and all human males now small in comparison. Even Mr. 18 and Mandingo.
by Star97 December 24, 2008
Get the Elephant Penismug.