A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
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1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010
Get the Banging Coconuts mug.When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.
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Get the Slippery coconut mug.The cocunut husk-like display of minge when a woman bends over naked to touch her toes. A good cocunut husk is always framed by her snut and watched over by the eye of her chocolate starfish
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Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
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