The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc
by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021
Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!
by coconutblower69 December 02, 2020
The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
The cocunut husk-like display of minge when a woman bends over naked to touch her toes. A good cocunut husk is always framed by her snut and watched over by the eye of her chocolate starfish
by Tuff-T January 08, 2008
Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.
by Austin Ries July 29, 2011
Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 25, 2010
by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017