wrong-way wang

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.

Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.

by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.

Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

"You're doing it wrong."

Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got "ownt".

"I tried to cut my wrists with an electric razor.""You're doing it wrong."

by [RFA]Quiksilver March 30, 2008

big bowl of wrong

not right

A popular friend by Jeff Green on Curb Your Enthusiasm - "You're just a big bowl of wrong." or "That's a big bowl of wrong."

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

playing for the wrong team

another phrase for saying someone's gay. for women, it's saying she's a lesbian.

Donnie: hey sillies!"

Max: hey mike (whisper)

Mike: what?

Max: i think this guy's gay

Mike: oh he's playing for the wrong team alright.

by goodnightlover April 11, 2010

Sorry wrong person

What most girls use as an excuse to text a guy after "accidentally" texting salutations via text message.

-"Hey :)"...Two minutes later... "Sorry wrong person"
-"lol thats okay, whats up?"
-YESSSSSSSS

by JohnnyBravo9694 March 6, 2011

price is wrong, bitch

From Happy Gilmore, after Happy temporarily knocks out Bob Barker. A confident statement of vindication after defeating a nefarious or arrogant opponent.

Michelangelo’s David, one of his most famous works, looks out from the Piazza Della Signoria of Florence toward the Medici Palace with a gaze of defiance. Built in honor of the New Republic after ousting the oppressive, powerful ruling Medici family from Florence, David's posture and visage say "Price it wrong, Bitch"

by Citrus Warrior August 9, 2004