Tape waffle

The ultimate insult to end any argument and/or conversation.When you can’t even live anymore so you just die and release all bodily fluids from your body, and wander around for eternity never knowing peace

(Person 1): your mom gay, daddy lesbian , sister a mister, grandpap a trap, ancestors incestors, and whole family tree LGBT.

(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle

(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.

by Tape Waffle May 21, 2018

Placebo Tape

A type of medical tape administered for people who are diagnosed with a fake injury to give them a reason not to bitch about it anymore. This tape does nothing more than stick to the skin. It proves hard to remove for hairy individuals.

Joe: “Tom why did you stop erging?

Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”

by SuperLampDude May 6, 2019

digital tape

"DIGITAL TAPE" Is a neologism derived from the word mixtape but is specifically and primarily only available via the world wide web.

Tia: "what stores can I buy that mixtape at"?

Quan: " its a Digital Tape. Not a mixitape. A Digital Tape is only available online primarily. It's only found in stores after it is released online first. But normally digital tapes are only avail online".

Tia: okay I get it. Thanks...

by Smaknificent Beatz July 24, 2015

Fuck Tape

a internet meme created by YouTube user FlyingKitty involving a YTP of the flex tape commercial
basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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To show you the power of FUCK TAPE; i sawed this boat in half!!!!!
Fix it with FUCK TAPE!

by pluto_null February 23, 2020

Snippet Tape

a mixtape featuring only snippets of a wide selection of songs that the artist has been working on; getting the songs to the audience so the people can decide what songs the artist should focus on

Hey Uncle Ray just dropped his snippet tape on SoundCloud let check it out and let him know what whole songs we want to hear.

by R3M December 27, 2018

Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

rugby tape

A piece of kit some rugby players believe has divine properties and bestows the wearer with special abilities, such as speed, strength and injury invincibility. Combine multiple types of tape over different body parts for best results

“Man this new rugby tape is great it’s got me running so fast!”

Player: “My tackle technique is really poor”
Physio: “I have just the tape you need”

by CR055F1T April 19, 2021