Skinny Christian

Skinny Christian is a fucking skinny legend who only drinks James Charles' pinkity drinkity with almond milk because he is a vegan icon. He works out eight times a week because he has to work out before and after sunday church to exercise and exorcize the demons living in his tiny gay body. A Skinny Christian wears size 4 BalenciagaXGucci high tops but has to take them off when he has a dick appointment because he has been engineered to be the perfect height for giving dome to people over 6 ft. A Skinny Christian is a teen drag queen who is trying to defend the LGBTTQQIAAP community from homophobes and people who put Leviticus 20:13 in their instagram bios. A Skinny Christian likes to send snaps from his shower with his iPhoneX and take notes in class with his new iPad that he got for Christmas. His daddy is rich but will not pay for your lawsuit when you sue him for running you over in his Mercedes. A Skinny Christian will stand up for you no matter where you are from. I hope you meet a Skinny Christian and get as lucky as I am.

Erik: Oh, he's gay and anorexic, he must be James Charles.
Girl #1: No, he's not James Charles, he's a Skinny Christian!

by Skinny Legend Bimky January 8, 2019

Skinny Pretty

Skinny Pretties= a species of girl that are skinny and pretty as their names say, but fall for a once fat boy that has lost a ton of weight

"So. I heard Anthony lost weight and got a Skinny Pretty as a girlfriend"

by CBM15 June 28, 2009

morning-skinny

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.

Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny

by le Dilley April 6, 2011

skinny fat

To look slim, even with revealing clothes, but when touched, the touching hand sinks into fat before reaching muscle. Older people will 'show' "Skinny fat" visually, but young people have firm skin that hides it until they're touched.

"she looks fine, but her skinny fat ass feels like mashed potatoes."

by lazur January 7, 2008

skinny girl

Otherwise known as cocaine.

Wow you been hanging with the skinny girl you're geeked?!

by atchley April 6, 2008

Skinny Pig

Somebody who eats all the time but doesn't ever gain any weight.

My friends are all skinny pigs. They can eat whatever they want and not gain a pound!

by BellaPeach September 26, 2010

skinny love

when two people like each other a lot, but have no chance of being together. This is because there is nothing that can connect these two people, and they are too shy to talk about that topic/ to talk to each other at all.

Those two have been crushing on each other for a really long time. Nothing will ever happen because there's only skinny love between them.

by paradisepony April 13, 2016