lao lan

getting pressed, confused talk.

when someone talk bullshit about you: ‘eh, don’t lao lan hor.’

by fortsy1245 October 28, 2021

Lan Dee

A sorceress; A deep, compassionate being.

She is a goddess who uses her Heart to guide her. With the destroyer archetype she uses her curse to bend perspectives and create new worlds.

I had a dream of Lan Dee last night.

by Jerome Peters January 13, 2021

Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

Lan

Lan is an abbreviation for the words Lame Ass Nigga. Everyone use this abbreviation. Make it go viral.

That dude is such a lan.

by Redrubyrose November 12, 2025

King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009