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Grandma Frosty

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.
Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.
by Random ldiot June 12, 2020
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Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.
by Lundii December 5, 2019
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Grandma girl

She is a mom girl and grandma girl
by 459395 March 11, 2022
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The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.
“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

Hell yeah dude!”
by plop plip August 4, 2019
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Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
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Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.
Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.
by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017
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Grandma Yaesmin

everyone's cool grandma
Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??
by emotional salami December 15, 2020
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