“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
by dinosaur man November 24, 2023
An woman who micromanages every aspect of a Thanksgiving holiday and tends to overreact to minor issues by blowing them out of proportion.
Thanksgiving Karen (or the more masculine-identifying Thanksgiving Chad, plans out and executes all details of Thanksgiving, including menu, decorations, transportation, post-dinner activities, etc. The upside is that the food is always amazing. Just be careful to do exactly as you are told and never, ever, ever go off script.
Thanksgiving Karen (or the more masculine-identifying Thanksgiving Chad, plans out and executes all details of Thanksgiving, including menu, decorations, transportation, post-dinner activities, etc. The upside is that the food is always amazing. Just be careful to do exactly as you are told and never, ever, ever go off script.
Rudy: Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving, bruh?
Carlos: Going to my mom's house for some fantastic food. She's always been a Thanksgiving Karen, you know.
Carlos: Going to my mom's house for some fantastic food. She's always been a Thanksgiving Karen, you know.
by Timothy m mendes November 22, 2019
when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
The Spirit of Thanksgiving is when one member wears a pilgrim hat, and the other wears an Indian headband. Then one of the members stuffs their asshole with stuffing and tops it off with gravy. The other member then proceeds to eat out all of the stuffing and gravy while listing the things they're thankful for. The member with their asshole being eaten has to gobble like like a turkey while being eaten out.
Dave: "Dude so I heard you went to Jessica's house last weekend! How was that?"
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
by shux878 October 25, 2017