Taco Bell's Cannon

The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.

"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"

by FlounderFlound August 11, 2022

Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...

"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"

by Mezzarat September 27, 2017

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017

taco bell money

Loose Change

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money

by JustGoNow November 15, 2018

Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.

I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.

by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016