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When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
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Empire Today

A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
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Today

Yesterday's the past
Tomorrow's the future
Today is a gift

That's why it's called the present
by HelloCheese May 10, 2024
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?
Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?
by sya1233 April 8, 2025
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