black technology

Technology that is secret

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology…

by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022

parental technology mismatch

When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.

When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Technology Deficit Disorder

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.

My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.

by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022

Diner technology

An operating system used by a business or individual that is incredibly unrefined, paper-based, and utilized by those unable to adapt and upgrade to modern more efficient ways of doing things.

What ERP system does your company use?

Oh dude, we’ve got diner technology. Check out these hand written log sheets and carbon paper purchase orders.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Technological range of motion

The amount of technological knowledge one has without searching, Googling, or watching YouTube videos.

I've tried everything I know. That's the extent of my technological range of motion.

by Tukanu May 2, 2023

Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.

My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.

by KingCool99 November 19, 2017

Azerbaijan Technology

Azerbaijan Technology™ is a f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ cooperate entity. It’s a startup founded by an ambitious 14-year-old Azerbaijani boy that provides a variety of a technological services solutions worldwide, especially through a widespread advertising campaign on Instagram. Currently hiring humans (optional)

I cannot believe my best friend works for Azerbaijan Technology!😱

by eggman nega May 3, 2025