ego stroke

verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.

see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin

Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!

Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?

Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.

by ae123456 November 10, 2009

Strokey

To have stroke like features or qualites after consuming too much alcohol.

Steve: What's up gangsta.
Elliott: Not much just recovering from last night.
Steve: Yeah it was badass.
Elliott: You were looking abit strokey though.
Steve: Yeah maybe thats why i didnt get laid.
Elliott: You still touched J-Whittz snatch though
Steve: DAMN RIGHT
*Steve and Elliott high five*

by Becksman May 16, 2010

Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.

Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

by bobbybovine July 6, 2011

Stroker

Someone who strokes; someone greifing in minecraft by using lava, fire and tnt while being invisible. Used in Master of Luck's video when trolling a squeeker. Confused by meaning Herobrine, the squeeker called himthe stroker

"Last week when playing minecraft I was griefed by the stroker.

by lord shredder August 26, 2014

The Strokes

The best band in the world, with some of the beautiest persons.

The Strokes are a drug.

by Felicitas September 26, 2003

Vinegar Strokes

The final moments prior to when a man orgasms. At this point he can no longer stop himself from ejaculating no matter what happens. He will make a face as though he has just smelled vinegar. It is said that if you peer into a man's eyes during his vinegar strokes you get a glimpse of his soul.

Justin and I accidentally walked in on Kyle during his vinegar strokes. Now we know things about him that no other person can.

by FlexPPE1 November 22, 2011

left stroke

When a guy is sexin a chick and he leans to the right causin his magic stick to go deep and to the left hitting the g spot and causing an immediate orgsam sometimes death. Use with caution!

Dude, I gave my chick the left stroke last night and that bitch almost died. It was awesome.

by Allicat May 24, 2008