When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.
In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023
Get the Splooge Strifemug. A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.
Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021
Get the Splooge Sackmug. by Splooge MCgoo December 8, 2023
Get the Splooge MCgoomug. A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut January 11, 2009
Get the splooge spiegelmug. masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
mason:*splooge*
by b2finness July 6, 2022
Get the sploogemug. Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023
Get the Splooge looge cantenamug. a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019
Get the splooge mcduckmug.