Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)

“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”

by Squickly July 4, 2018

Sphincter Giggle

The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.

Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'

Friend 2: 'What did you say?'

Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'

Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'

by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 28, 2011

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal

"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

Big Sphincter Energy

Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.

"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"

"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"

by HerpDerp12786 September 6, 2021