soon

A word commonly used by Brandon "Bibby" Dickinson, meaning never.

Person 1: When is TPNE?
Person 2: Soon.
Person 1: Fuck you.

by zAntoxic August 13, 2021

Soon

A time frame defining in its earliest and/or latest.

Stacy got married to John so soon as they’ve only been dating for 4 years.

by Wikibabe440 September 29, 2020

Soon

according to the girl I know, this means never

soon eventually turns into never happening; give up

by somebodynotknow November 6, 2021

Soon

A word used by authors meaning the audiobook will be out sometime between now and the time you die.

Book 7 audiobook will be out soon.

by R4747 June 17, 2018

Soon

Soon means, in or after a short time, but some fuckers at LS have their brain in their ass. We all know 12.16 won't come out till 2077 so until then I think the devs over at LS learn to write a bypass so we don't rely on one person. AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IF THIS GUY IS EVEN ALIVE

"Script Enjoyer: eta?
Some fucker named nothinghere: Soon"
We all KNOW THIS MAN IS BEING BLACKMAILED TO SAY THAT 100%

by lsupdatealready August 25, 2022

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

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.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025