Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

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shard chaser

Meth heads that'll do anything for the next shard.

Yo bro she's a straight up shard chaser. She was on my dick all night waiting for that next shard!

by DirtywhiteboyFL November 25, 2019

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shardmonster

A meth head who loves shards of meth and has no hesitation to smoke them all

Hey were the shardmonster

by Mtras13 January 4, 2020

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Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

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Sharks Fin

(Noun) Most ultimate of all aquatic curse words, to regarded with great reverence. Oft regarded as the vivacious cunt!, bloody mother fucker!, or you incontinent nincompoop! of the seas. Marine origin. Use sparingly, and with caution around large bodies of water.

Alternate usage- (Plural)

Sharks Fins: Replacement for Egad, Avast, or land-lubbers translation to Camels Humps!

Caught that sharks fin Aquaman with my girl/guy/Atlantic Cod. I knew she/he/it was smellin' a bit fishy.

by Pseudonym Platypuss February 27, 2020

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