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Eternal September

(n, abstract). Back in the day, internet use was restricted largely to scientists, college students, and professors. Therefore, these people were the only people operating the Usenet (Forum - mods = Usenet). Every September, the Usenet would see a large influx of new college freshmen who were not familiar with the established standard of Usenet use. They would temporarily ruin the experience for about a month.
Then came the September of 1994.

That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Before Eternal September, the Internet was for news and discussions and long range communication.

Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
by acphlem July 2, 2009
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14 September

The most funniest and pengest people are born on this day. They are better than the other dates
Osama Bin Laden - Oh look the bomb was born on the 14 September so it's better than us
by Mr Jarjis November 28, 2020
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September 1

People born on this day are extremely talented, passionate but the biggest crackheads you'll ever meet. They'll fite for you but don't mess with them bc they are most likely to know karate and whoop yo ass.
P1: Dudee they're good ate everything
P2: they must be born on September 1st
by HEBXKNSKD October 18, 2019
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September 27

National Slap an Ass Day. Slap a girl, or guys, ass for one day only!
Oh! Guys, it's September 27! National Slap an Ass Day! Let's goooo!
by goppi September 26, 2019
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September 22

Josh: Hey Hulio its September 22
Hulio: please not the basement
by A cool Goose November 4, 2019
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Brown sepoy Syndrome

Colonial slave mindset being passed onto generations even after decades of independence. Brown sepoys are smitten by anything western, emulates them, beg validation from them, gleefully humiliating their own culture and people.
Rupa Gulab expects Narendra Modi to eat with cutlery, even though both of them are Indians. Rupa has Brown sepoy Syndrome.
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September 13

As a Virgo born on September 13th, your friends know you for being reserved, sensitive and artistic. While others seem to come alive in the spotlight, you find little enjoyment with all the eyes on you. Instead, you much rather find yourself in the background where you are comfortable. At times you may feel timid or shy, but this is easily countered when you are surrounded by close friends and loved ones. With friends and family, you find it easy to share your true self, which includes a great appreciation for life’s many beauties.
by HAGSGSHS October 20, 2019
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