Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.
John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
by legendDF September 15, 2011
Get the Scat Scratchmug. by LeMap December 12, 2010
Get the Scratch Downmug. by DiPDoPE August 28, 2010
Get the Scratch outmug. The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)
Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011
Get the scratch-and-shitmug. by Ilikepink November 22, 2017
Get the Scratching Postmug. When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009
Get the scratching the recordmug. your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.
by eirbear2204 June 21, 2003
Get the chicken scratchmug.