Scandalousity

Scandalousity is just a longer and sassier way of saying scandalous. It gives a better understanding that you are not taking the situation seriously. (It can also be used to replace the word scandal)

" I heard the teacher has been sleeping with her students"
" oh my gosh *gasps* the scandalousity"

by Thescandalousityqueen June 16, 2019

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

Sandstone, Minnesota

Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.

Sandstone, Minnesota resident: ayye maaan waant a buudweeeiseeeer????
Sane fucking human: No.

by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021

scandelious

When you want a fancier word for scandalous and your not a loser

“OoOoh! That’s very scandelious of you!”

by CURLYFRIES<3 October 18, 2022

scandalous

something unacceptable that causes a scene and a scandal.

"Oh my gosh Lily is showing their ankles!" "How scandalous and sacrilegious."

by Its_Sero December 10, 2022

Scandal Broth

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Also called 'Cat Lap' or 'Chatter Broth,' it refers simply to tea, one of the greatest beverages ever. Named for the amount of conversation and gossip often shared while having tea during the Georgian/Regency & Victorian eras. At the time, it was intended to refer to gossip shared by women in particular (but let's be honest. It definitely wasn't just women sipping tea & spilling secrets behind closed parlor doors).

1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Francis Grose
Additional information from InfoPlease and the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, E. Cobham Brewer, 1894

"(dramatic gasp) No he did not! Hold everything, I'll put the kettle on and make us some scandal broth!"

by literaryvictorianpirate January 10, 2023

scandavol

A single grain of rice put through a hydrolic press.

"Hey, look at that scandavol."

by good day to you sir March 11, 2023