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safety laugh

when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh
when someone says: "make sure you check their

pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
by ouch123456 July 11, 2011
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Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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safety bite

1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.

2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
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Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
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Safety scissors

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
by stonebullets February 4, 2022
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Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one
"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
by chicbird January 2, 2017
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Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
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