Safety Crop

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.
Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
by Macpony December 31, 2010
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internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
by New_byt February 18, 2019
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 19, 2009
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Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one
"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
by chicbird January 02, 2017
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safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 27, 2012
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safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.
Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...
by LTCFA November 25, 2017
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Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
by chonie pockets July 19, 2019
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