swap ass

a girl that looks like shit

Look at that swap ass!

by JerDunc aka J-Bird October 10, 2006

Gravy Swap

A sexual finisher where the man fills his beloved's rectum with a quart of turkey gravy using a beer bong whilst he is jerking his dong. If done correctly she will spew her payload of turkey gravy in fountain like fashion as he coats her body with his baby gravy.

Guy 1 : Last night we took our relationship to a new level. We tried a gravy swap.
Guy 2: Oh shit dude...how many buckets did you need?
Guy 1: Oh about tree fiddy.

by gravy man for life January 05, 2017

key swap

when the skankiest armonkian mothers and fathers in the same clique trade keys with eachother leave there keys at one of there extravengant bat/bar mitizvahs and go home and wait on their bed for another spouse who picked them up to fuck them...

armonk, mother, father, bar/bat mitizvahs, key swap, bed

by aksfjalksjdf April 26, 2008

dinner swap

When u proceed in cumming in a girl's mouth, which causes her to gag and throw up. You and your girl swap your fluids.

- yo marissa gave me a dinner swap last night.

- eww dude, did u get any on you.

- yeah, on my pants, it took me ten minutes to clean it up.

by Mr. McCool August 12, 2006

nude swap

Act of swapping ones nudes photographs. In this case the female or equivalent must send first.

"Would you like to nude swap?"

by OxfordCambridgeUniSack November 10, 2020

Scissor Swap

When you and your partner are in the scissor postion, the one participant defecates into the others adjoining orifice while maintaining a secured seal. The recipient then uses their inner body muscles to protrude the excrement back into the contributors hole. The action may be repeated as desired.

Brian scissor swapped with Danielle and she got a bladder infection.

by BaDhotdog November 01, 2019

V8 Swap

To replace the stock engine in a car with a v8, usually to obtain significant performance gains.

Jeff V8 swapped his civic and finally started winning races.

by win this February 13, 2021