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dominican sunrise

noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by someone who just ate a vegetarian meal.

in some locales a dominican sunrise requires that the vegetarian shit be deposited into a paper bag and then placed in the upper-toilet tank before flushing. this is also known as a vegetarian albanian christmas present upper-decker.
a: "oh no, the water in my toilet is filled with shit."
b: "what color is the water?"
a: "dewd, its shit-colored, but there's pine nuts and spinach all in there too."
b: "oh man, someone left you a dominican sunrise."
by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
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Egyptian Sunrise

On a sunny morning of a beautiful day, as a woman is waking up, kneel across her bosom, place your member between her eyes such that all she can see is your bright, shining knob, and just as she opens her eyes for the first time that day, say "good morning" and unleash your load into her wide eyes.
by MattyPete July 4, 2008
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AMISH SUNRISE

the act of waking up and masturbating without the assitance of techknowledgy and ejaculating into someone elses orange juice
thanks to young mesh i gave a amish sunrise to that jerk in accounting
by Ginrummy1 November 11, 2011
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Texas Sunrise

A Texas sunrise occurs when: at the break of dawn, while the victim lays peacefully asleep, the predator places a cowboy hat upon the sleeping victim's face, blocking out all light to their eyes, then removes the victim's pants or undergarments and firmly mounts the sleeping victim and forcefully inserts member unit A into desired orifice A.
In 1996, Vince Vaughan attended a gala in Hollywood, CA, where he was drinking heavily then cruised across town to a party at a friend's house. Andrew Robert Christ, an assosciate of Vaughan's, decided to take advantage of him in his inebriated state. Vince Vaughan partied for hours until roughly 3:46 AM, fell fast asleep. As this was a Halloween party, Vaughan was dressed as a spaceman, and Andrew as a cowboy. Andrew slowly but surely removed Vaughan's spaceman outfit complete with helmet and underlying undergarments, which took two hours to perform. By this time, the sun was rising, creating a beautiful crimson landscape, much like the sunrise of college station, Texas. At this point, Andrew Robert Chirst removed his cowboy hat and placed it firmly over Vince Vaughan's eyes, blocking all light from them. Sleekly removing his own cowboy garb, ARC sensually placed himself atop Vince Vaughan's sleeping body and forced Vaughn's morning erection within himself, causing him to wake. This act thoroughly confused Vaughan, the cowboy hat having blocked all light from his eyes. Vaughan, on many counts, has denied this act on many occasions, but the legend remains in the act known as the Texas sunrise.
James gave Robert a Texas Sunrise for his birthday.
by Andrew Robert Christ October 30, 2007
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Philadelphia Sunrise

The worst possible phrase in the world. Too disgusting for the internet.
by scooterpielove October 14, 2006
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Asian sunrise

its where ur getting sucked off (preferably by an asian but others will do change the name accordingly) then you piss in her mouth, when she is pulling away keep pissing all over her face, then when she turns around karate chop her on the back of the neck.
I was getting head and i thought why not give her an asian sunrise, poor girl didnt know what was coming
by Ben Moran October 16, 2006
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chocolate sunrise

When a person stands on their head and defecates upward and another person stands behind them to watch.
After we watched the chocolate sunrise we rolled up the tarps and hit the showers.
by RufusMcMinister February 15, 2006
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