Snarf

Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.

Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :(

Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.

by MyNameWelly July 5, 2019

snarf

The act of scratching your nuts then then using your unwashed had to shake the hand of another...

The mayor was walking the parade and I couldnt resist snarfing him .

by misesrocks October 23, 2015

Snarf

To sniff cocaine excessively. Big fat rails. To rack them rails. To refer to big rails of cocaine.

Stop snarfing all the time. Pass on the snarf. Hit a rail of the snarf

by Jesse Leigh G November 6, 2023

Snarf

To drink liquid then laugh so that the liquid comes out of the nose.

Bob said something really funny while Joe took a drink of his beer, and Joe snarfed.

by Cayman Guy August 20, 2018

SNARF

(1.__- SNARF:- A cop who goes around sniffing,smelling bicycle seats after one who rides on one.(2.__SNARFFING_-:

HE HAS TWO WEEKS OF TRAINING IN THE ARTS OF SNARF

by FOGTOWN831 April 19, 2018

Snarf

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

by klgdino July 26, 2016

Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

by Macsloan July 25, 2021