slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.

The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.

by sdneachdude December 17, 2020

Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.

“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”

by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

Slob

Billy's dad.

< Nasty ass>
<Doesn't know how to clean up after there self>

Your a slob

by Ahdbdis May 26, 2021

Revolting Slob

A character on Crashbox (Remember that show?) that teaches vocabulary...and then explodes at the end of every one of his segments.

*Revolting Slob explodes*

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024