Slob

A 10/10 you see in a the airport but know you will never see again

I’m never going to see that slob again

by Riggers11 July 24, 2023

SLOB

Abbreviation for: "Serious Lack Of Banter".

A person, situation, or encounter without banter, i.e. without any jesting or amusing back-and-forth.

"The party was no fun. Such SLOB."

Alice: "I talked to them for a while, but it was quite a drag."
Bob: "Oh, how come?"
Alice: "The SLOB was stunning."

by SadSushi August 28, 2023

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.

“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”

by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022