skateboarding

When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.

"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

by skaterhater April 29, 2022