skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

by skaterhater April 29, 2022

Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

Skateboard

Scale

"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.

by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019

Shoot the skateboard

When you rob a bank and you run in with a Ar-15 and proceed to miss all your shots on the person on the skateboard (better used when their name is Jerome.)

You heard that one guy that just recently pulled a "shoot the skateboard

by dopod April 13, 2025