grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

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Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

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secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.

"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."

by imighthaveknown September 16, 2005

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party shitter

A person who completely ruins a party by stopping the fun or completely ruining the mood. Basically an extreme version of the Party Pooper.

"That cop totally broke up our party"
"Yeah...what a Party Shitter!"

by koehlerdus January 1, 2007

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Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

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