Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.

"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

You got served

What happens to an inferior dancer when Caleb Kinney has his way on the dance floor
or
the outcome of a dance-off between Caleb Kinney and another dancer
or
a phrase said by the crowd to an opponent immediately after Caleb busts a move so highly skilled, unique, and hip to the beat that the opponent could never respond in turn

Caleb was hot today, and man, you got SERVED

by JRJK June 5, 2004

cleveland soft serve

feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.

it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!

by billy bushka January 4, 2007

serving slaying and slouting

giving to the maximum extreme. maximum cooch. vagina slay fart pee pee energy

person 1: guys look at my new dress

person: 2 omg serving slaying and slouting so vagina slay queen girlboss period fart pussy popping

by pee pee omelet November 3, 2022

you got served

you got f'ed in the a

"You got served! Your kids got served! You got f'ed in the a!"

by bones April 11, 2004

You Got Served

a "dancing" movie that proves being 'popular' doesn't mean being 'high quality' and seems to also prove that a large number of Americans may have bad/no taste and intelligence.

1. Americans elected George W Bush into office TWICE!!! - you got served
2. Americans love Yeck!Donalds "food" - you got served - at a counter or window ...
3. "You Got Served" a "movie" (in the same way that CrackDonalds is "food") was hugely "popular" - proof many "got served" for taste & brains at birth.

by dezign December 29, 2010