1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
Get the safety bitemug. Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 26, 2012
Get the safety sandwichmug. by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
Get the Safety squaremug. To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
Get the safety failmug. Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
Get the Safety Wankmug. The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.
by lovabledouche July 9, 2014
Get the Sam Safetymug. The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.
Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.
Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
by Macpony December 31, 2010
Get the Safety Cropmug.