Rosa

Rosa is always yelling for no reason especially at 7am before school starts. Whenever she yells it’s either “BESTFRANNN” or “WHAT ARE U STARIN AT.” You will never see her without her fake eyelashes and highlight.

Rosa: Finally you’re here bitch you got a dollar?
Me: no. why?
Rosa: So I can go get a slushy.

Me: ?
Rosa: You’re fuckin lying

Me: umm okay
Rosa: let me see your purse
Me: here. LOOK
Rosa: I see it right there. GIVE IT. give me your dollar
Me: no it’s mine
Rosa: give it just for today

by ya like jazzz February 9, 2020

Rosa

Hates cars and is in a wheel chair

Him:Hmmmmmmmmmm
Rosa:’stabs him repeatedly’
Him: Can you do donuts for me
Rosa: ‘starts doing donuts and wheelies on his dead corpse’

by Tea kettle/ Car March 23, 2020

Rosas 16th bday

Some may say that because Rosa is Spanish for rose, that she would in fact, be like a rose. But i say otherwise, roses have thorns, imperfections that cannot be embraced therefore removed and discarded of, cut off from the stalk. Instead i see Rosa as a buttercup, the bright yellow that contrasts with the green of the morning grass. Buttercups shine in the sun, reflecting its happy light on to those who may want to see it in its full glory. They shine with such vibrancy that no other flower can, simply because of its vivid nature. Buttercups may be common in their season, but its hard to find the right buttercup, with the right amount of shine, that shows up at the right time, just for you to pick. You could say that the buttercup chooses yo pick YOU and not the other way around. So when you find your buttercup, cherish their bright colors, embrace them in their dark moments, and shade them from the sun when they begin to shrivel and hide away. Rosa is just like a Buttercup, hiding away when she needs you the most, wanting to be embraced in dark moments, That is why it is important to adore her in her best moments, to ensure that she will come to you in her worst. Quality over quantity is what we're told, although i haven't known you for long, i hope you remember me when you're old.

Happy birthday Rosa, will you continue to be my Buttercup? :)

-Zoe (Rosas 16th bday)

by zhoweee August 3, 2020

Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa, is a city, a small city where School teachers promote adults to inject 13 year old children with heroin to scapegoat them and use them. It’s a town without heart, Santa Rosa is weak not strong, they don’t take care of their own people and often do heinous things then blame people they don’t even know for those things, It’s a town surrounded by vineyards. A town surrounded by wineries and farms, it’s a town that catches lots of pesticide drift and has pesticides And A large amount of nitrates in its water-table. This could be why people who live here are so cruel, so sick, and just plain not good people. As a native of this sick and twisted community, I regret ever being born here, none of my time here was worth it, you’re better off not living at all, than living in Santa Rosa.

Living in Santa Rosa is a horrible experience, being born and growing up in Santa Rosa will make you wish you were dead.

by Hateyoumorethanyouhateme September 17, 2020

Rosa

A slur to those who act like idiots and don't deserved to be called by their real name.
Can also be used racially.

"What's up Rosa?"
"Look at this Rosa walking all stupid."

by FreedoMANE June 8, 2022

Santa Rosa

NorCal city full of wannabe gang members who strut around in blue, think they are hard with nothing to back it up. You will drive through the suburbs here and see people who think they are in the ghetto.

People in Santa Rosa are cringeworthy.

by mypseudonym69 June 17, 2022

Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself

Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022