Stain Riding

At moment when one's under gourmets gets stuck between their butt cheeks.

Person A: Hey bro, I'm stain riding.

Person B: I got you man, let me cover you while you fix it.

by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013

Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.

I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama

by Marrilion October 9, 2023

Riding the worm

When you agree with/don't disagree with someone, often during a long conversation in a work context, because you can't be arsed to argue with them.

"Man, I spent an hour on the phone to a client just riding the worm"

by RangerP April 20, 2017

riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing

Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl

by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

rocketship ride

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo

1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?

by bb+af June 16, 2010

Last ride

When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.

The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.

by bugsymalone February 28, 2009

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017