the return of alejandro

The sexiest man alive and his return just when you think all hope is lost
Man the Return of Alejandro was nuts and hot
by The return of Alejandro January 08, 2017
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Return To Sender

When you inject semen into your balls through a heroin needle
Hold on baby, I'm about to Return To Sender
by Bozo_Boner69 March 25, 2022
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Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.
Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George
by theo_b_20 February 09, 2020
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Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012
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Return to sender

When eating out someoneโ€™s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 08, 2019
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Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
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