Religion

World's oldest chain letter that basically holds the message, "Run your life according to the good lord or burn in eternal hellfire where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth"

You must abide to religion! Or you'll be sorry on judgement day!

by B!ble B!tch April 9, 2010

Religion

A belief that there is more to life than what is immediately observable. Often includes one or more beings of omnipotent or nearly omnipotent powers. Originally created to explain why things happen and later maintained to create a moral code for people to follow. As less people believe in religions such as christianity, the need for it becomes less.

Her religion was that of a Taoist

by akabakab June 19, 2004

religion

the reason of many a war
aload of lies
an outlet for ur hard earned cash

by SanJ Street August 3, 2003

religion

Biggest bullshit ever that has people believing that foregivness is given by god from praying when in reality the only person that can foregive you is the one you hurt. Also people like to think its something you have and that god is there for you in a time of need like when your grandma died the person there for you was a friend or loved one not god to make you feel better.

guy1. "crap i killed someone. no worry i'll ask god for forgivness cause i'm religious and i believe religion :)"

god. <no answer>

by serhatjgfhhjurtuk May 19, 2008

religion

Man made comfort mechanism intended to make human kind fearful of a nonexistent dieties.

Divides humans into categories and subcategories (catholicism, protestant, shiite, sunni)

because of religion let's all worship god and forget all our troubles!

by mAGIK bUS February 17, 2005

religion

one of the many institutions that the denizens of the internet wish to debunk. Everyone needs to feel superior somehow, and if you can prove you're better than a great segment of the world population, then you will most likely engage in an activity similar to what's been done here.

Any of the definitions here that implicate a belief as being absolutely false and those who believe it stupid and inferior.

by Rigel September 21, 2004

religion

the way lifeless idiots spend most of their time worshiping and giving away money to 'god' which is actually just a big ass lie which priests convince people to believe to they could get free cash

by Anonymous November 5, 2003