Quantum Entanglement

When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.

Dude, those two just keep making it whenever they get near each other. They quantum entanglement.

by Blackbird131 October 29, 2019

Quantum

The best and most futuristic Laptop brand.

I have a Quantum Laptop, and you don't😂

by XAIPLAYZ March 19, 2025

Quantum Rapist

This is when a spouse cheats on you without using protection, and proceeds to go home and touch you sexually without using protection. While the act consentual not, being exposed to new partners unknowingly is QUANTUM RAPE.

Did you hear about that quantum rapist, he cheated on his wife with men and women.

by Squeekx143 January 14, 2025

Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .

I have quantum shit myself the past week.

by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023

Quantum

Adj: Very fun and awesome thing to do with the boys

"Aw bro this is about to be so quantum"

by awehiwaohieroknWEFC November 21, 2020

quantum

another name for marijuana

"i wish we could get high but we dont have any quantum"

by bunnyhatkid April 14, 2024

quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.

Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..

by Sparky286 December 20, 2014