Platonicism

The painful place that two "friends" are put into when they both like each other but won't do anything about it. Sometimes called the Double Friendzone.

Uh oh. They're stuck in platonicism

by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

platonic nude

Something someone says when they are actually into you but dont want to say it first

She sent me platonic nudes man.

by Okdong6o January 17, 2018

platonic head

When a homie taller than you gives you head

Bruh she was on her knees giving me platonic head and she was still taller than me!

by juul queen January 28, 2018

mad dog 357 plutonium

Hottest sauce ever recorded

Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the hottest sauce?

Man 2: No, what is it?

Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units

Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!

by no no you you June 14, 2020

Platonic Necking

Necking someone indirectly (as in their pajama top and not directly on the neck)...

Hey, stop platonic necking me -- let's move on to the real thing...

by Gone Insane February 8, 2009

platonic cuddling

What you call it when you want to get down with someone, but don't want to put it in any certain terms. Usually when one or both parties are involved in a relationship with someone else.

Girl: Hey, you want to come over tonight?
Guy: What for?
Girl: Some "platonic cuddling."
Guy: Right, I'll bring the condoms.

by zknb October 14, 2008

Plutonium

A l33t man. My favorite buttbuddy.

Plutonium is l33t.

by SuicideTaxi August 5, 2003