by Paco_Grande May 3, 2005
Get the Pacolicious mug.the physical posture of someone that's crippled, usually marked by their leaning slouch to one side, as noted by a vertical parallelogram.
John: "Holy shit a parallelogram messaged me on myspace."
Joe: "You gonna hit it?"
John: "Probably."
Joe: "You gonna hit it?"
John: "Probably."
by crippy August 19, 2009
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when 2 straight angels (180 degrees) are the exact same distance apart from eachother at all points thus making the 2 angles parallel
by cchhaall March 27, 2007
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Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
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That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
by HATER'08'er December 27, 2020
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by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021
Get the parold mug.To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.
All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.
All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.
{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}
Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*
Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*
by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017
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