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Pittsburg Parachute

Act of turning a used condom inside out and emptying the contents in your partners mouth.
James dropped his load in a Trojan and then gave Gino a Pittsburg Parachute.
by Dick Shrivels November 2, 2007
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Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
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dialect panic

a phenomenon that may or may not happen when a speaker of a language tries to communicate with another speaker of a different dialect.

For example, a Spanish speaker from Mexico might worry that he might have trouble communicating with the Spaniards or perhaps, when an American trying to speak with Australians.
I always have a dialect panic when I'm traveling out of USA.
by JJJHC June 12, 2006
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Charlie panichella

This really is some pussy nigga that lives in northport, he gets no Ass
Charlie panichella gets no ass
by kieraneatsass June 11, 2018
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hit the panic switch

To have a mental breakdown. Used in the song "Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups.
Scott, come home NOW, these kids are driving me crazy, I'm about to hit the panic switch!
by ergo lady February 10, 2010
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panic! at the disco

They arn't really emo, people just see the video for "I write sins not tragedies" and say "ew person in black! EMO!". To judge an emo band, listen to the lyrics, stupid.
They don't really sound like fall out boy, in terms of their style etc. For one you can actually here what the lead of Panic! is saying, but I must say they have the same tone. I disagree with people saying they are un-talented or un-creative with music and lyrics. Their lyrics are quite sophisticated and have meaning if you listen without the constant thought of 'emo' going through your head. See the meaning of emo and then listen to Panic!, morons.
Also, the only credit they get is from their song 'I write sins not tragedies', but as another bloke said, people get annoyed because other people like the music and the band is getting some credit they deserve.
Me - i have to fill in this box -.- Panic! At The DIsco
by Mr Buns the 2nd August 31, 2006
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Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com
Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.
by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004
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