portuguese floss

When your pubes are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.

My teeth are so clean. I sucked off Johnny and his Portuguese floss did wonders

by Tytybubu November 22, 2015

Portuguese Diesel

a slang term for a hand truck or dolly.

Lets use the Portuguese diesel to move the appliance.

by misterdickwick August 4, 2020

Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018

Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024

Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.

“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”

by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024

Portuguese man’o’war

The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish

Your about to get stung by the Portuguese man’o’war , said Dave

by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023